What is the difference between a schoolteacher and a train?
The teacher says,"Spit your gum out", and the train says, "Chew,chew, chew".
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American Humor
American jokes typically fall into one of three categories: 1.Wordplay which uses words that sound similar but have different meanings. 2.A short story with a description of characters, ending with punch line. 3.Formula jokes, such as ethnic jokes, lightbulb jokes, layer jokes, doctor jokes, etc.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
The teacher says,"Spit your gum out", and the train says, "Chew,chew, chew".
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